I ' m   B o r e d
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Went down to a bar on a
	Friday night.
There's only two kindsa beer,
	'n one of 'em's light.
Ha' mercy Lord!
	Is it any wonder I'm bored?

Justta kill some time I went down
	to the store,
But shoppin' there's such a
	stone bore
So won'tcha please ha' mercy Lord?
	I don't wanna be bored!

I can twiddle my thumbs or play
	solitaire,
Maybe watch the tube or
	pull out my nose hair,
Even work on my Ford,
	Great God a'mighty I'm bored!

(refrain)
	Yes, I'm bored,
	B-O-R-E-D, I'm bored.
	An' if I sang this whole song in one chord,
	Then you too could be bored.

There's always some classic rock on
	the radio,
So I can hear the same songs I heard
	an hour ago,
All commercially recorded -
	Tha's why I'm boreded.

They tell me that the Pres is gonna
	make a speech,
Tellin' us ta practice everything
	he's gonna preach.
Heard it a hundred times before -
	What a bore!

(refrain)

Went to the bakery, bought a
	pie for a treat.
Can't taste the cherries cuz the
	goop is too damn sweet,
And the crust tastes just like cardboard,
	Guess what?  I'm bored!

They had a contest on the web where I could
	win a Trans Am,
But instead of the car, they sent me
	lots of spam,
So now I'm stuck with the Ford.
	Baby, I'm bored!

(refrain)